That's not entirely true...I did review Viking Odin Superwash in my column today...here it is:
The pattern was the free exclusive pattern during the Chicago Yarn Crawl at Wool and Company in St. Charles...if you didn't get a chance to pick it up, definitely purchase it. You have enough yarn for one pattern-length cowl and then one one-section-shorter cowl if you reverse Colors A and B in the pattern, so for two balls of yarn you have two Christmas gifts out of the way! Also, since it's knit in the round and the colors show up by slipping stitches, there ain't a purl in the bunch (save for two rows).
You know how much I hate to purl...actually, you know how much my friends Kathleen and Dawn hate to purl...
Anyway, I have been in Donald Trump mode this week, which is why I decided to do a yarn review this week in my column. The pattern takes literally a few hours to make...GREAT instant gratification knitting. I closed on a three-flat yesterday (for those of you in Florida or Texas or anywhere else where there is no basement, a "three-flat" is a three-unit apartment building that looks like a big house). Then today, I put my own house on the market and am getting ready to list one of my rental units. Basically if it isn't about rent or mortgages, I probably can't hear you.
Here is my finished cowl, by the way...
Now if you will excuse me, I have to go and fix a dishwasher for one tenant and bring boxes and a bottle of wine to another one. Seriously. Then I have to wash the walls and floors of my house, put a few items in boxes, introduce myself to my new tenants, and I'm thinking I'll pick up my knitting needles again around November or so. God help me.